A realm
worth leaving
The Zilla Realm was loud, cracked and permanently on fire. Ash skies. Dead chains. A crown for anyone big enough to take it, and nothing left worth ruling.
Turdzilla was its king of absolutely nothing. Thick skin, gold chain, no kingdom. He had spent his whole life protecting rubble.
Then a seam of gold light tore open above the ash, and through it he saw towers. Banners. A gate. Somewhere that still had something left to lose.
to take a throne.
He crossed over to stand in front of one.
The Interdimensional Gateway
Keep going. It only opens for those who walk toward it.
Home of $TOEZ
Toezlandia
A kingdom built on gold, good faith and an unreasonable number of feet. Behind the gates: the Vault, the Market, the Tech Labs, the University, and thousands of citizens who have never had to hold a weapon.
STOEZ rules it. PIGSY, PJ and JAZZY keep it standing. And every single day, something crawls out of the dark and tries to take it.
The Zillaz did not come to rule Toezlandia
They came to stand in front of it. The realm keeps its crown, its coin and its king. The Zillaz keep the road outside the gate — and everything that comes down it.
One realm has everything worth protecting. The other has everything built for protecting it. That is the whole alliance.
Meet the Zillaz
Turdzilla came first. The rest of them followed, because nobody in that family has ever let one of their own walk into something alone. Different personalities, one dysfunctional family, one mission. Tap any of them.
Swipe · 12 guardians of the realm
Enemies of the realm
They are not an army. They are a market condition with legs. They arrive in waves, they want the gates, and not one of them has ever had an original thought.
Toezlandia
Defend Toezlandia
A real game, not a mockup. Stand between the invaders and the gates, chain your kills, build your Zilla, and drop a Turdquake when the road is full. Runs take two to five minutes. It plays right here — no download, no wallet, no signup.
Turdquake ready
Leap. Slam. Clear the road.
Play a run and your record appears here.
The Guardian path
Scores reset when a season ends. Guardian XP never does. Every run you play adds to a record that belongs to you.
Standing in the realm
Holding is recognition, not an advantage. Cosmetics, crests and access — never a score multiplier, because a leaderboard where the biggest wallet wins is not a leaderboard.
$TOEZ × $DAZILLA
Two tokens, two realms, one gate between them. $TOEZ is the realm being defended. $DAZILLA is what stands in the road. Neither replaces the other, and holding both is what makes you a Guardian.
TOEZ_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_PLACEHOLDERDAZILLA_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_PLACEHOLDERAlways verify a contract address from an official channel before buying anything.
The gate stays open
Each season brings a Zilla through the portal, a new stretch of the realm to defend, and a reason to come back.
Weekly realm raids and the global defense counter arrive alongside Season 1.
Unclaimed
Everything here is cosmetic. None of it touches damage, speed, score or cooldowns.
Holder cosmetics come from standing and can lapse if your balance drops. Earned cosmetics are trophies — once you win them, they are yours permanently, whatever your wallet does.